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Keyboard warrior (short sleeve t-shirt)

Subtle T's

  • $ 20.00


This shirt is dedicated to those internet tough guys that operate their keyboards with Chris Kyle precision to sling memes and veiled threats of violence at unknown targets thousands of miles away like a true spartan warrior. Buy this for your cousin, neighbor, or local cellar dweller that only leaves the basement when mommy tells them it's time for dinner.

Still unsure if this shirt is for you? Take this quiz to find out if you are a keyboard warrior:
Do you live in your parents basement?
Have you ever had a date (with a human, that is alive)?
Do you now, or have you ever had a job?
Do you eat mac and cheese at least 4 times a week?
Do you say things to people online that you would never have the balls to say in person?
Are you insecure/weak and feel better when you call others names on the internet?

This t-shirt is made in the USA and is printed on Bella + Canvas. It looks great on both men and women. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
Available in sizes S-3XL.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed

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